i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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