weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
third nipple confirmed
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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