i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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