She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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