so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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