Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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