i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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