fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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