who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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