He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Let's paint friendship bongs
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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