How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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