Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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