You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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