So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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