a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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