The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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