HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
