We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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