You're completely useless in the revolution.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
The adults are the big ones right?
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