dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
God I need to hump something, right now.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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