My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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