Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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