hell yes lets make some ravioli
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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