her vagine was all disorganized.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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