VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
whose parrot is this?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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