idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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