some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You had me at "let me see your balls"
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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