If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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