whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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