the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
