:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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