dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You did what with his pubic hair?
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