OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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