The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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