Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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