i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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