wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
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