You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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