i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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