no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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