Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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