Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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