hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
where are my eyebrows?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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