I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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