I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I puked a lego.
no, he came in my armpit
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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