Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I wish you could order shots online.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I think my moral compass just broke
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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