i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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