There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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