Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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