'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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