billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
